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April 14, 2009

Income TAX!!!!!!

Tax time boys and girls!!!!!!! You heard of “Crack is Wack?” (If you haven’t, look up Keith Haring) Well TAX is WACK! So I’m at the accountant’s office and he tells me I have to pay almost a thousand dollars…. … Continue reading →

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April 13, 2009

Theme Parks !!!!

Yea!!!!! Time to recreate!!!! If you took your Toddler to see Santa or the Easter Bunny for the first time and they threw a Fit… What makes you so sure you’ll go to a theme park and he’ll react any … Continue reading →

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April 12, 2009

Easter!!!!!!

It’s not fun being the fiftieth wheel at a Party! Ahhhhh Yes!!!! It’s that time again…. The neighborhood streets get clogged with Passover dinner traffic good Friday somber and The Christmas counterpart… Easter Bar-b-Q- egg-hunt extravaganza! Yes a time to … Continue reading →

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April 12, 2009

Shopping!

Oxymoron I’m a talking, breathing, eating and sh…….ng OXYMORON. Ok that word! Greeks supposedly came up with it.. So it is not at all related to Saxon tongue… but really… OXY? …. it sounds like that guy on TV…. “Clean … Continue reading →

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April 3, 2009

Malls!

I have no patience for shopping malls …. The other day I’m web browsing and I see this site on mall safety, it says… Rule #1 “You must know where you are… lack of awareness makes you a target! (In … Continue reading →

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April 2, 2009

The Hood!

OK so I’m out of a job? Any of you ever go out for a job interview? Who comes up with these questions ? Tell me a little about yourself… I like to have rough sex, play with barbies and … Continue reading →

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