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February 3, 2010

WORK

All I have to say is ….. “Why,”….. The dreaded task we all lovingly know as work is trampled upon on a daily basis…. I don’t know why, I just know… we were getting ready to playing bridge once ( … Continue reading →

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January 31, 2010

STORES, DRESS SIZES AND DRESSING ROOMS… THE STUFF OF FAIRY TALES!!!

Ok, so I go into this store and pick out a few things…. I happen to have had this weight gain, weight loss era from which I have emerged not knowing the size I am…. Don’t ask me why I … Continue reading →

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January 31, 2010

IM BACK

I’m Back……………………………….. This a what I call the proverbial excuse of why I’ve been gone guilt written statement and I promise I will try my best to make one….. but guess what? I’m not… I don’t really care what you … Continue reading →

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April 14, 2009

Income TAX!!!!!!

Tax time boys and girls!!!!!!! You heard of “Crack is Wack?” (If you haven’t, look up Keith Haring) Well TAX is WACK! So I’m at the accountant’s office and he tells me I have to pay almost a thousand dollars…. … Continue reading →

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April 13, 2009

Theme Parks !!!!

Yea!!!!! Time to recreate!!!! If you took your Toddler to see Santa or the Easter Bunny for the first time and they threw a Fit… What makes you so sure you’ll go to a theme park and he’ll react any … Continue reading →

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April 12, 2009

Easter!!!!!!

It’s not fun being the fiftieth wheel at a Party! Ahhhhh Yes!!!! It’s that time again…. The neighborhood streets get clogged with Passover dinner traffic good Friday somber and The Christmas counterpart… Easter Bar-b-Q- egg-hunt extravaganza! Yes a time to … Continue reading →

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April 12, 2009

Shopping!

Oxymoron I’m a talking, breathing, eating and sh…….ng OXYMORON. Ok that word! Greeks supposedly came up with it.. So it is not at all related to Saxon tongue… but really… OXY? …. it sounds like that guy on TV…. “Clean … Continue reading →

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April 3, 2009

Malls!

I have no patience for shopping malls …. The other day I’m web browsing and I see this site on mall safety, it says… Rule #1 “You must know where you are… lack of awareness makes you a target! (In … Continue reading →

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April 2, 2009

The Hood!

OK so I’m out of a job? Any of you ever go out for a job interview? Who comes up with these questions ? Tell me a little about yourself… I like to have rough sex, play with barbies and … Continue reading →

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STORES, DRESS SIZES AND DRESSING ROOMS… THE STUFF OF FAIRY TALES!!!

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